I Don’t Beg Pardon


About – what’s this all about?
Book
CD or USB – see what we have recorded for you
Detailed Contents – the full list of what you can get
Examples – some highlights
Feature
Get it? – how you can get your book and CD / USB

About

The theme message of the UK Government in 2020 seemed to be #IDontBegPardon – and so we made a book and CD / USB for them.
The theme song is “I Don’t Beg Pardon – I’m talking B*ll*cks from the Rose Garden” reflecting a certain Adviser’s “Tell All(Not Quite” session in the Downing Street rose garden


Book

CD or USB

On CD or USB – Over 75 minutes of high-quality satirical music and poetry.
It is all described on this page: Covid-19 Musical

Detailed Contents

You will find all of these in “I Don’t Beg Pardon” . A great book to dip into, or to give as a gift!

Boris Has Got a Little List
Big Ben bing-bongs
Big Ben’s non-bonging
Brexit film team propaganda
You’ll believe that a Boris can lie
Sun Lotion
Sunlit Highlands
Please leave a light on just for us
Ode to 31st January
Little Yellow Mini
We’ll Meet Again
Brexit Day
I’m a Rejoiner
Tories Wasting Time
Boris Jones’ Diary
Passports Blue
A Fridge! A Fridge! My Brexit For a Fridge !
I’m Telling a Terrible Story
When Shall We Three Tweet Again?
Golf in wartime – Onward Richmond golfers?
Why Why Why Corona?
It’s PPE, we need you see
Ultracrepidate
Off his “R”s
More Dense
Heroes, Just for One day
The Seven Ages of Johnson
The Leadership We Need?
Should he stay or should he go?
“Do Nothing”? but failed
Stand By Your Dom
Stay in Your House or Flat
Barnard Castle – Dom’s Ditty
The Extra Homes of Durham
One Rule for You, One Rule for Me
I Don’t Beg Pardon, I’m talking b*ll**ks in the Rose Garden?
Second Wave
Things that would astonish you
The Oven-Ready Deal is Over
Archers Against Brexit
Alo Vera
WHEN WE BREAK UP (OYSTER SNACK)
Lockdown Shakespeare
TAMING OF THE SHREW
THE TEMPEST
OTHELLO
KING LEAR
TWELFTH NIGHT
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
HENRY V
HAMLET
ROMEO AND JULIET

Examples

Varying types of political song satire – let’s keep it in the Cashman family.

Some lovers of satirical songs already know Mike Cashman as the lead author of “Brexit’s a Trick not a Treat” and “Brexit’s a Musical Trick” which includes a full-length Brexit musical using every major tune from Les Misérables, adapted for Brexit. More information is at www.viewdelta.com.

The family have now joined in.

“Stay in Your House or Flat” is a lockdown song (“Men in Black” parody)  by son Peter Cashman, sung by Peter, his wife Abi and friend Simon Cragg, and grandchildren.

“Barnard Castle” is a folk song written and sung by Fred Cashman which considers the recent saga from the viewpoint of Dominic Cummings
.https://www.youtube.com/embed/mK4M2PXO_vQ?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&autohide=2&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent

Hilary Cashman has joined in with some Latin for the prime Minister “Pacta Sunt Servanda” or “Agreements must be kept”, the oldest principle of International Law

Mike Cashman has also been busy, and recently placed “Stand by Your Dom” on YouTube, inspired by Tammy Wynette and the Prime Minister’s support for Mr Cummings.  https://www.youtube.com/embed/C7K3bMQymB8?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&autohide=2&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent

This was followed up “The Ballad of Dom and Bojo”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVn9xbiXdZ0

Other recent YouTube songs include “Heroes, just for One Day”

And more:

  • “I don’t beg pardon, I’m talking bollocks in the Rose Garden”  which also demonstrates the many unanswered questions in the Cummings-to-Durham story
  • Boris has got a Little List” -which was updated in February 2020
  • “Things that Will Astonish You” – exploring the Parliamentary conga
  • “If you go down to the woods today” (Dominic’s checking his eyesight) – inspired by an original parody by Mike’s late father Denis Cashman.

When Shall we Three Tweet Again?

The Ballad of Dom and Bojo

Below is “Second Wave Reflections” on YouTube

Feature

The Sunday Times referred to this book as “Coronavirus the Musical“, which wasn’t quite the title we were thinking of, but that set us thinking. We have settled on describing it as your
COVID-19 MUSICAL
“I DON’T BEG PARDON
(I’m Talking B*ll*cks from the Rose Garden
)”

But we have looked at the pandemic from a number of angles.
This song was specially requested by the Facebook “Masks Matter” group to encourage mask-wearing in our diverse communities.
“Man up, Mask up, Protect Another Life”

Get It ?

We have some great offers available via our crowdfunder…
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/brexits-a-musical-trick-cd-for-covid-19-charities#start

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