

Why this book?
The absurdities and contradictions of our politics first motivated me, in 2016, to highlight them in song. Four books and two musicals on CD later the absurdities and contradictions continue and so the satire continues.
I have teamed up with the wickedly funny and immensely talented Augusta Lees for this book, and for the first time we include more than 100 QR codes, where we have videos, to take you straight from the page to a video of the song (mostly by Augusta, but also including vocals by Leon Berger, Pat Hart and Carole Williams) or of the sketch (featuring characters such as Lord Toritori and Mr Curtis Lee-Smugg).

In paperback – published 21 September 2022
The Full Contents
♪ Book includes link to a sung recording
⸎ Book includes link to a spoken recording
Our Leaders
Prime Minister of all UK ♪
I Will Survive…Meanwhile at Melania’s ♪
The Donald Went Down to Georgia ♪
When We Break Up (Oyster Snack) ♪
Time is Running Out ♪
Prime Minister’s Voicemail ⸎
Another Aide Bites the Dust ♪
Rishi, Rishi, Rishi, Rishi ♪
How Does He Survive? ♪
You Shalt Have a Hissy ♪
Edward Leigh ♪
Fancy Dress Liz Truss ♪
Gavin’s Hard Work ♪
Hey Rishi ♪
Our Pandemic
Twelve Days of Lockdown ♪
Vaccine ♪
This Christmas ♪
Where’s Chris Whitty? ♪
Oh Shingles, Shingles ♪
Should He Stay, or Should He Go? ♪
Mad World ♪
Boris Bonka and the Variant factory ⸎
I’m B16, B1617 ♪
Don’t Cry for Them Matt and Gina ♪
We Don’t Have No Mitigations ♪
Covid’s in the Air ♪
When the Covgiants Came ⸎
Come Fly Mask Free ♪
Hey, Hey ♪
Their Corruption
With No Tender ♪
PPE Procurements – Lord Toritori’s Call ⸎
Once More Unto the Lobbies
The Twelve Days of Tories
Come Fly MP ♪
Rule Breaker ♪
Terms And Conditions For Prime Minister’s Questions ⸎
Blackmail of His MPs ♪
The People’s Protest ♪
Loser ♪
Bang a Gong, Get Johnson Gone ♪
Their Brexit – Going Well?
Sitting in What’s Left of UK
Lord Toritoi’s assessments
Brexit is Going Fine ⸎
Sovereign Tea ♪
Lord Toritori on Brexit and Football ⸎
Brexit Enabled our Clubs to Break Free from European Super League ⸎
More from Lord Toritori ⸎
A Simple Guide to the Benefits Of Brexit Report ⸎
More from Mr Curtis Lee-Smugg ⸎
Lord Toritori – Finding Out What Brexit Was For ⸎
The Festival of Brexit
The Brexit Game ⸎
Their Brexit and its Impact
Everybody Was Kung Fuel Fighting ♪
Close to Poo ♪
Brexit Human Impact Scale ⸎
Bye Bye EU
The Army Greengrocer
This Septic Isle ⸎
Stuck In the M20 queue ♪
The Shit Hits the Fans ⸎
World King Boris and the Quest for the Sacred Benefits of Brexit ⸎
For The Leaders – So where do you go to with Brexit?
Still There in Downing Street?
Nadine ♪
SpAd Day ♪
Keir Starmer ♪
Toy Soldiers ♪
I Have No Confidence ♪
Tory Criminals ♪
Sex Pests and Liars ♪
Their Parties
It’s My Party, and I’ll Lie if I Want To, ⸎
It’s His Party and He’ll Lie if He Wants to ♪
Apologise ♪
BYOB ♪
Boris the Liar ♪
Questionnaire Tonight ♪
Tory Cakes ♪
Where Is Sue Gray? ♪
Who Let Rees-Mogg Out? ♪
Red Wine ♪
Nobody Told Me ♪
Happy Birthday ♪
Sue Gray, Sue Gray ♪
How Much is That Doggie in the Window? ♪
It Was a Fine Day ♪
ABBA Tory Party Megamix ♪
Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
Sue Gray, No Fear ♪
Send In More Clowns
Send in the Boris Clowns
We Need Net Zero ♪
When the Going Gets Tough ♪
Non-Dom ♪
Rwanda ♪
The Sword of Truth Meets a Brave Knight…and Cuts His Limbs Off ⸎
Susanna Takes You Down ⸎
Land Of Hopeless Tories
The Pincher ♪
Tomorrow ♪
Hit the Road ♪
Nobody Does It Like Johnson ♪
Boris Johnson Fantasy
Sunak or Truss
U-Turns ♪
Recession ♪
Rishi Hood ♪
Get Back Bojo ♪
Waterfalls ♪
At the River ♪
Stuck in This Midden of Poo ♪
You’re The One That I Want ♪
Tory Cargoes
A Righter Shade Of Fail
Is there anybody there? ♪
Yes, I Remember Johnson
Looking Forward
Twelve Stars on a Flag ♪
Sweet EU Time
We’re The Rejoiners
We’ll Be Back In EU
Don’t Stop Us Now ♪
French Connections ♪
Queen Medley for Rejoin ♪
We’re Coming Home ♪
More from Augusta ♪
REFERENCE
Index of titles
Index of references to original songs
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The Authors
“Brexit’s a Musical Trick” CD / USB
I Don’t Beg Pardon” CD / USB
A Selection of Reviews